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Post by Soupy on Feb 9, 2010 10:16:05 GMT -6
I always like to hear the opinions of other people on Political Correctness...
We can start with my favorite and go from there... (please for 4rum's sake, keep it clean)
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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Post by 4rum on Feb 10, 2010 7:08:28 GMT -6
Wellsir, looks like the ol' PC crap is even showin' up here ... that's baaaaaaaaad 'specially since I've reached that age where I don't really give a damn who I piss off ... when I'm right!
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Post by Soupy on Feb 10, 2010 10:10:55 GMT -6
Figured I'd start this thread so we'd have a place to vent when the fish ain't bitin'..
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Post by timj on Feb 10, 2010 11:00:26 GMT -6
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Post by Soupy on Feb 10, 2010 11:35:27 GMT -6
I liked that one...Thanks Tim...
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Post by sillybilly on Feb 10, 2010 20:09:36 GMT -6
"POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS" Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Fat: Horizontally challenged.
Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Bald: Follicularly challenged.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Short: Vertically challenged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Spendthrift: Negative saver.
Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.
Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.
Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.
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Post by sillybilly on Feb 10, 2010 20:18:03 GMT -6
Non-politically Correct Joke
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This could get me in real trouble, but what the hey!
A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbour for advice. He suggested that she cut the tail off one of the horses. This worked until the other horse snagged his tail on a fence. So the neighbour suggested notching one of the horses' ear. This worked until the other horse snagged his ear on a fence. So the neighbour suggested measuring the heights of the horses.
And sure enough, the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse.
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Post by rayc on Feb 10, 2010 20:58:01 GMT -6
It's a shame people have to get into a huff over what comes out of others mouths.
You don't like, ignore it.
Makes you mad, oh well...
Ray
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Post by sillybilly on Feb 10, 2010 21:07:44 GMT -6
What is a real shame Ray is what was ok a few years back is not ok now. that means what is now ok will not be ok in a few years from now. It is worng to stop a mind from letting your mouth get your own feelings out. Do we all need to sit down and shut up to keep from hurting some one? And by the way I have had all the trainings at work. THE TRAININGS DO NOT WORK!!!
P.S. I am a proud Ky. Hill-Billy If that made someone mad you will just have to live with it.
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Post by Soupy on Feb 11, 2010 8:57:12 GMT -6
Makes ......Me......Mad.......Cause.......I......Didn't.......Think.......Of.......it....FIRST! And Billy, you ain't no hill-billy you're what them city folk call an " Appalachian American"
Now don't that just piss ya off !.
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Post by rayc on Feb 11, 2010 10:11:32 GMT -6
I was shooting for Billy just being a person. Don't matter to me if you are a redneck, hillbilly, millionare, billionare, doctor, mechanic, lawyer....Ok, Lawyers suck...or the guy who delivers the paper to make a few extra bucks. Everyone gets a chance in my book not only to be liked, but to be PICKED ON!
Ray
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Post by Soupy on Feb 11, 2010 12:39:55 GMT -6
That's what it's all about Ray...If you guys didn't pick on us, we'd think you were mad at us.
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Post by gofish on Feb 11, 2010 12:50:00 GMT -6
politically correct? wtf is that?.......i am who i am .....end a the day ain gotta live with no one but myself....ya dont like me......walk the *** away lol.....
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Post by sillybilly on Feb 11, 2010 22:05:03 GMT -6
My Family history. On my Dads side they were just poor dirt farmers that made a living any way they could. Dad was born in Butler Co. Ky. and if you want to see some good woods they got plenty of them there. And for my moms side, they started in Bell Co. Ky. If you live outside of Ky. you may have never heard of BLOODY HARLAN. Some rough area in the mountians of eastern Ky. My grand parents had 3 moonshine stills going full blast that employed most of thier kin folk. Grand dad spent a year in the pen for his business. They moved from there to work in the coal mines in Muhlenberg Co. till he got black lung (that he never got a cent from ) and moved to Daviess Co. to work at Fields Packing Co. He was the biggest fisherman I ever knew ( sorry Soupy ). I was the only grandson for years and boy did I rake in the fishing goodies. He went out on the Ohio River almost everyday. Mostly below Newburg Dam.
All this story for what you ask?
I have been called a redneck, hill-billy and a lot of other things and yes I am proud of who I am and where I came from.
If other folks can be proud of coming from a big city with money and lots of fancy things, then I say they were the ones that missed out.
And for the record- there is nothing wrong with bettering yourself as long as you do not forget the road you took getting there.
God Bless Billy
P.S. politically correct is for those who caint take a joke.
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Post by Soupy on Feb 11, 2010 22:18:43 GMT -6
Very well put !
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